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Say that I’m crazy or call me a fool, but last night it seemed that I dreamed about you. I opened my mouth: What came out was a song, and you knew every word and we all sang along. COCO (2017)
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coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion
what’s graped soda
it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love the pagan eating bread holiday, along with its friends, the pagan eating apples holiday, the pagan eating barbecue holiday, and the pagan eating with your dead relatives holiday.
its all an excuse… 2 eat food
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A tribute album to Weird Al that features the actual bands covering their own parody covers.
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BoJack Horseman: okay, so we need to have clever and witty animal puns for every real world store our characters go to.
BoJack Horseman:
Tom Hardy (Who Is A Cat)
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livebloggingmydescentintomadness:
people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.
once a month the moon angers the bees
NOT THE BEES
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Me, crushing dried rose petals and snorting them: so, you wanna know about witchcraft huh?